Fat Joke A fat guy and a thin guy meet: Fat guy: “When I see you, I’d think a famine broke out!” Thin guy: “And when I see you, I’d think you’re the one responsible for that!” Dirty Joke Most of the time, when you cry, nobody notices the tears you shed. Most of the time, when you're facing trouble, nobody feels your pain. But try farting in public just one time! Train Joke Today I ran from a ticket inspector. He chased me through half the train. When he finally caught me, he wasn’t very amused to find that I actually do have the ticket. Girls Joke Girls mostly treat me like a God. They totally forget that I exist and only approach me when they need something. New Joke You’re really sucked up. - I ate you. - You’re a stupid grass mole. Having an argument in the times of auto correct. Funny Joke Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact. Waiter Joke “Waiter, could you bring me some tooth picks, please?” “I’m...
Little Johnny Joke Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women." Sure enough, the very next Sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!" "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like ...
Yo Momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct. Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in. Yo Momma so fat she's on both sides the family. Yo Momma so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk. Yo Momma so fat she's skinny. Yo Momma so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone. Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time. Yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrol London Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it. Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla. Yo mamma is so fat, when she walked in front of the television, I missed a whole football season. Yo mama is so fat I already got a nightmare Ya mum so fat she ...
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